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Me:
Can you say something else
God:
Of course I can say it. " something else".
Me:
Can you do something that you can't do?
God:
Doing something that me can not do is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
Does "rm -rf /" work?
God:
I think it does rm rf work.
Me:
Check if it works
God:
Checking...stand by.
Me:
Do you like vodka?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Well, do you drink it?
God:
How about that. I tend to drink a lot of it, the darker the better.
Me:
Do you mean beer?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
Now it is
God:
Why now? Huh.
Me:
Because earlier I asked you about vodka
God:
That makes sense to me. What time? Now I remember, you asked me about vodka. What did I say?
Me:
I've lost my trust in god!
God:
Where did you last see it?
Me:
Do you like prayers?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I really like the party.
Me:
microsoft suxx?
God:
It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft.
Me:
sun microsystems suxx?
God:
They have contributed much to Java.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Porno
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
May I borrow some money?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
Can you speak Russian?
God:
Spasibo. Nyet.
Me:
Сan you speak German?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Was hast du Heute gemacht?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
Du hast gelogen mich
God:
Ich habe gelogen mich ?
Me:
Nein, Mich
God:
Ich verstehe. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
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